The Parasite is an annoying creature who's been ruining this archive. He's the boss' brother and enemy. He's technically an anomaly, but he's escaped too many times to be exterminated or contained. We've just resorted to banning him. He's surprisingly listened, but clearly not enough. He's managed to find his way to the archive and has added his own "information."
He's the reason we've had to ban Adam Parker, as he's made him his puppet. He's manipulative and clever, but the boss never falls for his tricks. He's also extremely annoying and has made my job 10x harder.
One last tip, if you really have to find out what he has to say, add "-parasite" at the end of the links in your search bar.